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sharka33
11-30-2003, 11:21 AM
I went in to Wal-mart today to get an oilchange. The attendent that took the orders was very cute. She was between the age of 18-20, red hair, about 5'2" and around 130lbs. She was just so cute that I couldn't pass up the chance to at least ask her to walk on me. The place wasn't busy at all so I waited until my car was finished and I put all of my bags into the car and came back to her stand. As I was walking back, she was headed over to an abandoned shopping cart and placing it out of the way. So I strolled up to her and asked if she would do me a favor. That's the line that usually gets me the success. So I ask and she says it depends on the favor. I could tell by her playfullness that this could actually work. She was so outgoing. So I take the leap and ask, "I need my back popped, could you walk on it for me?" And of course I get the "you want me to what?" So I repeated it again, I need for you to walk on my back. She had the cutiest smile and I still would have been happy if she was to say no. Her smile just melted me like butter. So her reply was, "is this some sort of joke or something?" I assured her that it wasn't a joke and that all I wanted her to do is to walk on my back. She was like "you want me to walk on your back?" I tell her yes. Then there was the I'll probably break your back thing. I got her over that then she was worried that I might sue her for hurting me. I overcame that obstacle. Then she said, "you want me to walk up and down" and I said yes of course. So then she said okay, lay down. I asked if she wanted me to move by a wall or something. She said no. Keep in mind that we are still outside in the open for everyone to see. This other woman and her two kids was walking up about the time that I was asking for my favor. So she told me to lay down, so I did. As I laided down I heard the other woman say is that part of the service now?. So this girl steps up onto my lower back still with her shoes on and takes two steps on me, one on my lower back and then in between my shoulder blades and got off. I asked for a little more so she got back on and walked in place a little and got off again. She couldn't keep her balance. So I suggested that we move to where her cart stand was so that she could hold onto something. The lady and her kids were still at the stand watching us which I thought was cool. So the girl took their info for an oil change and the lady said, I'll take a foot massage with mine. I saw her feet, they were awesome. If her kids weren't with her, I would have asked her to join us. So the girl finishes up their order and then tells me to lay down. She procedes to walk on me again but this time while holding onto something. Man it was awesome, her weight was just perfect and she started to bounce a liitle and shift her weight from side to side like she was massaging me. It was great. I was living out my own Steve (MAT) fantasy. Only, my wife took the digital out of the car the night before. Man the experience was just totally awesome. Having the very cute girl just walking all over me. Just thought that I would contribute a little more to the board. I would love to hear some of you guys experiences.

gerryl
12-01-2003, 3:28 AM
Hmm...certainly doesn't sound like my local garage. Do you think Wal-Mart might like to open up car servicing in the UK? :D

Kyle_Narshadaa
12-01-2003, 4:09 AM
Originally posted by gerryl
Hmm...certainly doesn't sound like my local garage. Do you think Wal-Mart might like to open up car servicing in the UK? :D

I went to the Surrey Flatus Mart and asked a girl......... hey you have a great arse........... i bet you 5 quid i would be able to hold my breath under it as you sit on my face for 5 mins. She says.....its a deal........obviously i lose out of chivalry but get my nose well brown-nosed.

Surrey rules.............. except for fallen ignored rotten apples and Large rats with pink tails.

:D

footobsessor
12-01-2003, 12:01 PM
hey man thanks so much for the story! ive been wanting to do that for a long time myself, in this trendy mall here at home. but i always get afraid of so many things, mostly rejection and someone calling security. maybe soon i will wok this out. peace!