The Crab

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Supposing you were stuck with the company of the biggest, worst, most beligerant unrelenting crab in human history? What would you do?

Martha comes up with a solution stranger than fiction. And she can't stop laughing..

"Get.. what? Get the fuck away from me! Hey! What the fuck are you doing? Get.."

"Hold him.."

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Mr. and Mrs. Jared were relaxing on the beach, and both of them turned their heads all at once to the sound of the distant scream. "What's that?" "It's over there." "What are they doing?" "I can't see. It's too far away." Then they heard laughing.. "It's three women and one guy.. I think they're sitting on him." "Lucky bastard." "Hahahaha.."