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sydney
04-27-2007, 10:15 AM
Since the advent of right wing lunacy, and their subsequent hypocritical fear of weapons of mass destruction, there'd been several developments in the underground sex world pertaining to sexual stimulus, and their use as weapons. One was titled the "Neuralizer". A high tech dildo like device that when placed in the vagina shoots soft electrical signals, customizable by the user, all through the feminine genitalia region to enhance remarkable orgasmic experiences. But unlike a simple dildo, it was designed to be placed in the mouth of a male victim, paralyzing and immobolizing him. And inducing deep and rather powerful electrical shock treatments to his brain. The funny thing about it though was that it was designed to be compact enough to be hidden from view until the timing was right. Its maker, a company called FDom, was able to capitalize on a widely accepted yet secretive and lucrative underground market. That actually got political recognition as being an extra-ordinary danger to society. In one analytical piece written by mystique magazine, the author claimed the device to be an overt health hazard. Claiming that the women who used it were so enthralled by its stimulations, they completely forgot about the men underneath them, and their health concerns. There was also a rather risky television piece about the device that interviewed a man who had a grotesque saliva problem.. the spit dripping uncontrollably down the corners of his mouth permanently. And a whole side of his face numb.. With a lazy eye turned awkwardly to the side, he claimed that he'd been tortured to near death by his x-wife.

"Orgasm after orgasm.. I looked up at her completely oblivious to my predicament.. torturing me all thru the day and all thru the night. Unable to scream.. and unable to fight, I thought I'd died and gone to hell."

The media jumped on it. But their attacks seemed to only provide FDom more revenue. Men became so afraid of the device they introduced the "Anti-Neuralizer Act" in congress, and chased the company's headquarters overseas.

Despite everyone's fears, the Neuralizer was evolving. Its technology becoming more and more sophisticated, enhancements included:

1) Needle like robotic probes that wrapped themselves around the spinal column to provide for a direct connection with the victim's brain. And a directly inverted 1 to 1 correlation with pain verses excitement. The more pain, the more excitement.

2) Monogomous Programming. A chemical horomonal variant that saturated the victim's brain with the user's horomonal coding, thereby making it impossible for him to want to have sex with anybody else other than the user.

3) The option to kill. FDom's determination to market the device had such a strong feminine following, there was an added feature to the device that gave the user the option to electricute the victim to death while experiencing an orgasm.

:think:

Ride_myFace
04-28-2007, 7:40 AM
Keep your politics to yourself, please.

sydney
04-28-2007, 10:51 AM
This isn't my politics at all. This is what them there politicians call a "unintended consequence". Sticking their noses in places that they don't belong. They make artificial backlash. Artificial because all it was that got the whole thing started was a bunch of political hype. A sound byte. Its like that all the time. There's the real world? And there's a make believe political one. And its the make believe political one thats on everybody's minds, because its the one thats the loudest.

Can you imagine a victim of sexual assault or even a mild political activist getting told by a two-bit politician how to live his or her life? The anger? The fury? Can you imagine how disappointed that citizen would be in his free representation? They'd have an affair of affairs. They'd start a club somewhere, for only their friends. To take that political bullshit and fuck the living daylights out of it. Day after day. Every orgasm saying: "Mind your own god damned business."

Yup. The Neuralizer was one for the record books.

JoshuaB
04-28-2007, 2:20 PM
I like the direction this is taking. Please go further.

sydney
04-28-2007, 2:28 PM
Thanks but, what else do you want me to say? "Hell hath no fury"? I mean, this is what always pisses me off about people and politics. You could always see it coming, but ya did it anyway. Ya "took a stand".. And ya opened your mouth with a blanket statement that blatantly false. And ya did it in front of everybody. Not caring. Not even considering the consequences. I don't know. Manhood is something I've always considered more feminine, more snotty than womanhood. Its time to give her a chance (politically I mean). Its time she took charge of the free world! Because you're such a fuckin loser, you junk people you. YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN DICK! Give the woman a chance. Let her take charge, not just of your manhoods, but everything! And see what she can do. She can turn your world upsidedown, buddy. Up side fuckin down.

sydney
04-28-2007, 2:34 PM
OHHHH! There ain't nut'n sweeter... den a dominant woman.

sydney
04-28-2007, 2:37 PM
KILL ME! SUICIDE ME! FRY ME! Under yer ass.. And don't you fuckin even regret it. Just enjoy it.

:blush:

sydney
04-28-2007, 2:43 PM
.. this is headpop. :)

sydney
04-28-2007, 3:03 PM
72 virgins? I gotta 143.

And you know what they wanna do to me? They wanna smother me in their pussy. Now, there's a devil? And there's a buncha foxy chicks who are threatening to smother ya in their pussy. Which would you pick?

I gotta product? Holy fuckin shit, ya ain't gonna believe this product.. I got a thing on a Walmart shelf? Thats a sure sale.. For heterosexuals anyway, and thats gotta be the fuckin accolade, right? They're gonna be fuckin lose'n their wigs big time with dis muterfuker.. I got a chick who smothers you in her pussy. Ties ya up? Pisses in ya? Shits in ya? And gits a fuckin hardon doing it. AND SHE'S WITHIN HER RIGHTS DOING IT! Now what de fuck did I do? Huh?

What de fuck did I do?

sydney
04-28-2007, 3:05 PM
She's gonna abort me when I'm 80!

sydney
04-28-2007, 3:09 PM
kick me de fuck outta dis pissant.

Ride_myFace
04-28-2007, 3:44 PM
Just keep the politics out of it.

zerogodx
05-04-2007, 2:05 PM
What the FUCK are you guys even talking about? Has someone been dropping acid lately?

DU007
05-04-2007, 7:33 PM
.. this is headpop. :)

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I know, sydney....I spotted it in another thread that I deleted.


Man...Don't you EVER learn...!!...You gotta go....Bye.

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