You know, all this attention could go to my head. I could turn into one of those hollywood actor types, demanding bottles of mineral water in me trailer and a hot towel for my face after each scene
Luckily, the knowledge that the only thing on my face if I behaved that way would be a pert but unforgiving bottom until I turned an interesting shade of purple, keeps me the down-to-earth chap I'll always be

Now, about that new six-figure contract....