"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
of your life." Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Al Gore, Vice
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Al Gore, VP (man he's smart)
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina.
I'm saying nothing.....i'm just the poster.