Vodka, and I don't mean that mutant form of Vodka mixed with Martini called 'V2', or Vodka with Coke, that's for teenagers at a house party. I'm talking proper Russian Vodka, without water, without ice and without all the other crap alcohol companies try to shove down our throats.
"I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow.
I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel melllllloow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear.
The little refrain, should help me explain,
as a matter of fact, I like beer.
P.S. And not that mainstream goat piss either. See the smaller brewers for real beer.